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Not taking requests. I will draw what I want to when I want to if I can be fucked to. I swear a lot but I don’t think I’m cool though apparently I’m awesome. Not my opinion. I think I’m decent.

If you’re mad, come at me. If you’re homestuck, let me love you down and up out the roof, baby. If there is no roof, where the fuck is my house?

Also my about page has less satirical nonsense about the story of my life (sorta) and I guess I’m probably kind of interesting so maybe that's worth checking out; other than that enjoy, my blog which was once an attempt at being an art/fanart blog but then people stayed for my text posts. Irony all up in that bitch.
himapapaftw:

bubblesofrinia:

-Sir, we’ve found this and we needed you to name it.
-Pineapple.
-But we figured we might as well just call it “Ananas” since the majority of the world refers to it as-
-Pineapple.
-But sir-
-Pine. Apple.

english stop being a special snowflake

himapapaftw:

bubblesofrinia:

-Sir, we’ve found this and we needed you to name it.

-Pineapple.

-But we figured we might as well just call it “Ananas” since the majority of the world refers to it as-

-Pineapple.

-But sir-

-Pine. Apple.

english stop being a special snowflake

(Source: shifwa)

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  9. thesoundofthetime reblogged this from messagesfromthesky and added:
    ABACAXI FOREVER EVER AND EVER (L)
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  11. poiisongiirl reblogged this from boyishnotions and added:
    OH YEAH, WE LOVE ABACAXI
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  16. what-if-i-could reblogged this from sky-of-slavs and added:
    ~But there it’s saying it is European Portuguese, there it is ananás. (I think, don’t know how people in Portugal talk.)...
  17. boyishnotions reblogged this from olhaapamonha and added:
    BITCHES, PINEAPPLE IN PORTUGUESE IS “ABACAXI” WE EVEN PLAY WITH IT SAYING “ABAIXAQUI = ABAIXA AQUI” THAT MEANS “GET DOWN...
  18. messagesfromthesky reblogged this from olhaapamonha and added:
    ABACAXI RULES ALL
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  21. meandkallein reblogged this from usa-wesome and added:
    ABACAXI TAKES ALL
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  24. mind-oracle-generation reblogged this from sky-of-slavs and added:
    EU ÇO UN ABACAXI DIG DIN DIG DIN DIG DIN ~ABACAXI~
  25. bullshit-and-hormones reblogged this from sky-of-slavs and added:
    IN BRAZIL IT’S ABACAXI NO THERE’S NO ANANÁS HERE. damn it
  26. olhaapamonha reblogged this from sky-of-slavs and added:
    TEAM ABACAXI FOREVER
  27. wearepencil reblogged this from mind-oracle-generation and added:
    ABACAXI FHDSOIUFDSIUHGFDSHGIU Q
  28. usa-wesome reblogged this from mind-oracle-generation and added:
    ABACAXI WINS TAKE THAT
  29. sky-of-slavs reblogged this from mind-oracle-generation and added:
    IN BRAZIL IT’S ABACAXI FUCKING DELICIOUS AND AWESOME ABACAXI.
  30. mind-oracle-generation reblogged this from heir-conditioning and added:
    BUT WE CALL IT ABACAXI IT’S ABACAXI FUCK BRAZIL
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  35. themostepicnerd reblogged this from pkmamsters and added:
    strangely enough i just ate one today O_O
  36. thedoctorbatfan reblogged this from aeedee and added:
    Because it looks nothing like a Banana.
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