-Sir, we’ve found this and we needed you to name it.
-Pineapple.
-But we figured we might as well just call it “Ananas” since the majority of the world refers to it as-
-Pineapple.
-But sir-
-Pine. Apple.
english stop being a special snowflake

(Source: shifwa)
ABACAXI FOREVER EVER AND EVER (L)
OH YEAH, WE LOVE ABACAXI
~But there it’s saying it is European Portuguese, there it is ananás. (I think, don’t know how people in Portugal talk.)...
BITCHES, PINEAPPLE IN PORTUGUESE IS “ABACAXI” WE EVEN PLAY WITH IT SAYING “ABAIXAQUI = ABAIXA AQUI” THAT MEANS “GET DOWN...
ABACAXI TAKES ALL
EU ÇO UN ABACAXI DIG DIN DIG DIN DIG DIN ~ABACAXI~
IN BRAZIL IT’S ABACAXI NO THERE’S NO ANANÁS HERE. damn it
TEAM ABACAXI FOREVER
ABACAXI FHDSOIUFDSIUHGFDSHGIU Q
ABACAXI WINS TAKE THAT
IN BRAZIL IT’S ABACAXI FUCKING DELICIOUS AND AWESOME ABACAXI.
BUT WE CALL IT ABACAXI IT’S ABACAXI FUCK BRAZIL
strangely enough i just ate one today O_O
Because it looks nothing like a Banana.